BAHAR

Our Manifesto of Magnificent Promises

At BAHAR, we believe in setting the bar so low, we'll inevitably trip over it. Our five-pillar approach to governance has been meticulously crafted after extensive research at local mamak stalls.

Alcohol Economics

The current pricing of alcohol in Sabah is prohibitively expensive and unsustainable. BAHAR is committed to addressing this economic imbalance through comprehensive policy reform that benefits both consumers and local businesses, creating a more balanced and affordable market.

Flood Management

No more soggy shoes! Our revolutionary "Water Feature Reclassification Act" turns floods into tourist attractions. Free stilts for every kampung and floating warungs serving teh tarik during monsoons.

Educational Reform

BAHAR believes in AI-powered education that unlocks human potential. Every student, business owner, and employee deserves personalized learning paths that adapt to their unique abilities. We're committed to implementing cutting-edge AI tools that transform education from standardized to individualized, ensuring everyone can reach their full potential regardless of background.

Parang Policy

Every Sabahan deserves a free parang via our "Sharp Citizens Initiative." Use it to chop coconuts, bureaucratic red tape, and forge a path through political jargon. Only swing for peace and jungle selfies.

Toilet Revolution

BAHAR's "Pristine Porcelain Program" ensures one shiny toilet per kampung. We're installing mango-scented soap dispensers and motivational posters in every stall because dignity begins with sanitation.

Sabah's Problems Meet BAHAR's Solutions

What Ails Sabah

BAHAR's Visionary Solution

Devastating seasonal floods

Floating villages with complimentary Wi-Fi and watertight warranties

Overpriced alcohol hurting tourism

Comprehensive economic policy reform to create a balanced pricing structure that supports both local businesses and consumers

Education system disconnected from reality

AI-driven personalized learning ecosystem that adapts to individual strengths and career aspirations, with emphasis on both technical skills and creative problem-solving

Dangerous, pothole-ridden roads

Rebranding potholes as "heritage craters" with miniature cultural fish ponds and tourism potential

Neglected public sanitation

State-of-the-art toilets with Kinabalu-shaped air fresheners and philosophical reading material

The BAHAR Compatibility Assessment

Our advanced political algorithm will determine your alignment with BAHAR's visionary approach to governance. Answer honestly—or don't, the results are predetermined anyway.

When confronted with a flooded road, your first instinct is to:

Call the authorities and wait patiently for help Turn it into a business opportunity: "Kampung Venice Boat Tours" Organize a fishing competition while waiting for the water to recede

How should AI be integrated into Sabah's education system?

Through standardized AI tools that focus primarily on test preparation By developing personalized learning paths that adapt to each student's strengths and potential Only for administrative tasks and not for direct student interaction

The optimal use for a parang in modern Sabahan society is:

A practical tool for agricultural and household tasks A symbol of readiness for whatever life throws at you, including durians The universal problem-solver: coconuts, bureaucracy, and stubborn packaging

Join the Movement

Sign up for our newsletter, receive your ceremonial (digital) parang, and be invited to our next policy discussion at a local mamak stall. Bring your best ideas—the more absurd, the better.

Your Name (or preferred political alter ego)

Email (We respect your privacy, unlike most politicians)

Favorite Sabah Delicacy (Durian lovers receive preferential treatment)

Which Revolutionary Gathering Will You Grace With Your Presence?

I agree to laugh at political absurdities and not take this website seriously

"I joined BAHAR for the free parang, but stayed for the revolutionary toilet policies." — Anonymous Supporter

Upcoming Events

Where policy meets practicality and absurdity gets a seat at the table. All events feature locally-sourced refreshments and questionable political discourse.

JUN 15

The Great Beer & Ballot Symposium

Secret location near Mount Kinabalu

A civilized debate on uncivilized topics. Admission: One innovative idea or bottle of locally-distilled spirits.

JUL 22

Floating Kampung Design Contest

Any currently flooded area

Architects, engineers, and overconfident amateurs welcome. Prize: Your design becomes the official BAHAR flood response strategy.

AUG 08

Parang & Policy Workshop

Kota Kinabalu Central Park

Learn to cut through both jungle and bureaucracy with equal precision. Safety waivers required.

Redefining Sabah Politics

Five pillars to transform our beautiful state with AI-powered solutions and sustainable policies